We have this little ceremony at a certain time everyday where everyone eats an elongated, yellow fruit. I can't say what it is, since that fruit is in the name of the ceremony, and give me away. Anyways....so imagine 12 men standing around holding their fruit...and then this is what I heard (there is a cube wall between me and them)
Stanley (I call him that cause he is just like that guy from the Office): Mine is the biggest one today
Butters (I will explain later): That's what she said
Boyfriend (I work with my lover, thats right): Dude, Butters, that does not make any sense. Besides, you would not know what to do with it if a girl came around anyway
Southern Belle comes walking by, Butters drops the yellow fruit
Boyfriend: dude, you dropped your fruit
Stanley: That's what she said
Those are my boys. Except butters, no one likes that mountain man wolf loving freak.
