To the Southern Belle in the cubicle over the half wall

Did I say Belle? What I meant was 'woman who would rather die than actually clear her throat so I have to hear you do pussy ass guttural sounds all damn day'. Seriously, this woman must do those little half assed throat calls 1,000 times a day. The problem could be solved in one good growl, but nooo....

Today is one of those days that I can TOTALLY see myself completely going postal and slapping her upside the head. Not just for the throat fiasco, oh no. There are many reasons that I will eventually share